Thursday, July 28, 2005

I just had to post this, which I stole off a forum somewhere:

CNN is reporting that Lance Armstrong may be denied his Tour de France title. In a random check for banned substances, three banned substances were found in Armstrong's hotel room ......

The three substances banned under French rules are as follows:

(1) Toothpaste
(2) Deodorant
(3) Soap

French officials also found several other items which they had never seen before and were not immediately able to identify. These items included testicles and a backbone. More on this story at 11:00.

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