Last night I was reading a fantastic comic book called Runaways, which is about a group of kids that discover that their parents are super-villians. Anyway, there was a line I really liked. Before finding out her mother was evil, one of the girls, a psuedo intellectual left winger who can roll off the standard socialist credoes with zest, whined to her mother about wanting to move to a socialist country. Her mother responded, "I agree that capitalism is in inequitable distribution of wealth, I've told you a million times that socialism is the euqal distribution of poverty."