I read a funny little anecdote from the Olympics. A Russian woman was asked in a press conference if she use some of the prize money from winning a medal to add to her shoe collection. After having the question translated from one language to another and finally to Russian, she answered, "Well yes, I did do a bit of archery in my youth."

Also, a New Zealand athlete was sitting on a bench in the village and started chatting with the man next to her. "So what's your name?" "Roger." "What do you do, Roger?" "I play tennis." Suddenly the woman realized that she's a moron. I don't know that "I play tennis" is very accurate for Roger Federer, I think "I dominate in tennis" would fit better.