Here at the Fed they have a special combination which creates havoc and waste for all. It all begins with the disposable toilet seat covers. You pull one out and carefully place it exactly how you want it. You turn and begin your descent, but wait, what's that? Oh, it's the automatic flusher sensing movement and flushing. There goes the seat cover you worked so hard on. Try again. Maybe this time you can pull down your pants fast enough to sit before it flushes.

While I'm on toilet talk, who the hell invented those retarded small toilets? Most men will know what I'm tlaking about. The toilets where the bowls are nearly round instead of ovular. You sit down, but there's nowhere for your equipment to go. It's very uncomfortable and unsanitary, and if a man was involved in designing them, he ought to lose his jewels as punishment.

Ever used one of those sinks, which seem to be especially prevelent in Waffle House bathrooms, though I have encountered such in many residences as well, where the faucet is set so close to the back of the sink that in order to adequately rinse soap off your hands, you bascially have to rub them all over the back wall of the sink, negating any cleaning effect by getting your hands dirty again? There's so much empty room in those sinks that having a longer faucet could not be too much of a burden for manufacturers.