Taking my cue from the recently signed Geneva Accords, the peace treaty signed by private citizens of their respective governments without any authority granted by those governments, I have just completed negotiations on a historic peace treaty in which the Republic of China is to pay me $4 billion per year in return for sending them light arms. These arms will include, and be limited to, waterguns. Negotiating for the Chinese was skilled diplomat Ben Skott. The treaty will be ratified later this afternoon.

I could, literally, do this treaty and it would have as much meaning as the Geneva Accords. It makes me sick that Colin Powell flew over to Geneva for this signing. He had no business giving any credence to a treaty regarding Israel that Israel had nothing to do with.